I know I never really post much here because it all goes to FA, but plugging these here.
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1000 CHEESEBURGER SCP 096'SMADE SOME GODDAMN SCP MADLIBS AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENED...1000 CHEESEBURGER SCP 096'S by ~Danwolfefersrs
Slimy Lang Syne:
Larry sipped terrifyingly at his drink and stood slimy behind a Euclid. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel dry and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how illusive his [REDACTED] got when he was nervous.
Well, truth be told, Larry knew very well why he was at the party: to see SCP 173.
Ah, SCP 173. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his dangerous [EXTREMELY REDACTED] made Larry's heart beat like keters on a cuddle missio